Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!

Here I was, just minding my own business enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!

I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.

-Postal Dude, gelmiş geçmiş en sayko oyunun keçi sakallı kahramanı.